A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.

The only question asked was

'Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world

The survey was a huge failure for the following reasons

In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant

In India they didn't know what 'honest' meant

In Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant

In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant

In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant

In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant

And in the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant